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Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Is your son or daughter an idiot?


Is your son or daughter an idiot?


Danger! Idiots on the loose. If your son or daughter is carrying a a gun-shaped cell phone cover, he or she is an idiot an you are no paraent. Think we are being harsh? Then you are an idiot as well. Here is an article that explains this insane new 'fashion' trend: Police warn about gun-shaped cell phone case. If you or your children are carrying a phone with a gun-shaped cell phone cover you are in danger to yourself, anyone you are with and anyone around you. If you are shot by a police officer or a random citizen when you pull your phone out because they think it is a gun then you are responsible for your own demise or resulting injury. Fake or not, it's a gun in the eyes of everyone else. Use some common sense. If you are this desperate for attention, we suggest you seek psychological help immediately. However, some feel it is a simple means of culling the herd of those too stupid to walk the streets. Think before you act!

Reference: Rocket City